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Graphic designer • illustrator • hobo • programming/chemistry student Las drogas y los derechos humanos
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Graphic designer • illustrator • hobo • programming/chemistry student
Las drogas y los derechos humanos
teripops said: If there was someone to the side failing miserably to serve the shuttlecock, it was me. I can’t serve and if this was a dream where I’m meant to get violent, I’d give up and just RACKET ATTACK out of laziness. Aqua 4face sounds scary as fuck do iiit.
LMFAO i’m glad you didn’t fail in my dream because i would’ve gotten a coma in-dream and never woke up. i can recognize quite a few of my friends who’ve shown me their faces before. INCEPTION THEORIES COME TO LIFE.
haveyouseenmydearbrothersaid: We should all learn badminton and buy plane tickets to Malaysia so we can make your ~dream come true~. We’ll balance teams tho so you don’t die from a hail of shuttlecocks.
that is the worst pun pls no. you were terrifying in the dream, i said “HEY HI GUYS” but no one said anything to me? wow. everyone wore white shorts and t-shirts but you wore black and was fully equipped, the only thing you lacked was mercy. there were camera lights flashing at me, the entire game is rigged i swear. how can i trust u lulu when you look like this in my dream…
dyp100 said: Did someone in the dream tell you to “get wrecked, scrub”? :P
IT WAS PROBABLY YOU NICK, GOD DAMN IT. I KNEW IT.@2 days ago with 3 notes
Ok, so my weekend is basically yelling at the technician over the phone for being so slow at fixing my computer, going out for coffee, food hunting, and looking at abandoned sites hoping to trespass when I gain more camera skillz.
On Saturday I had two dreams, or nightmares idk, most of my dreams sound nightmarish when I describe them. The first was underwater, dark greenish, I was with two other people and we’re fixing some tubing when we were chased by a humanoid being that wore an antique diving suit. I say humanoid because it had 4 faces which kept constantly rotating in the dark water of its helmet. I really want to draw that out someday.. if only my hands were in sync with my mind.
The other dream was nice, it had most of my friends I knew online and IRL. It would be goddamn awesome if u fuckers weren’t ganging up on me in a badminton match. It was basically 20 VS 1 and I woke up in terror because I felt shuttlecocks bombarding my skin. I lost the match obviously, WOOO.@6 days ago with 10 notes
hannahcarbons asked: Why are Ceter and Carnaki and I assume other members of Cognizant able to turn into weird floating circles, and how?
ok first, i’m really sorry for taking so long to reply… i keep my info sheets on my main computer and it’s still being fixed so this laptop i’m on now has zero references, i was in despair for a week or so lmao.
the Cognizant staffs’ forms are related to the heritage of their boss. i wouldn’t be able to reply this if i didn’t post his development pic. the boss belongs to a family that has an alliance with beings from an unidentified pocket dimension. these beings materialize through the blood of twins from the Tortenau family, so when they’re badly hurt, the beings will emerge from their blood and defend them.
this is a sketch of the creatures i’ve written about, they’re called Variants by the family members. i’m sorry it’s bad, haha… i really need to draw proper pics of them..
when a Tortenau family member is not in their designated dimension and get wounded, the portal for these beings might get messed up and instead they turn into a black liquid that enhances the abilities of humans. the given name for this property is Epsilon. after several tests, Epsilon was ‘harvested’ to be given to Cognizant staff when they reach LV4. the material changes their cells gradually and the incubation period varies from individual to individual. upon reaching LV5, staff members walk through the refinement chamber to fully convert the Epsilon material, turning into a perfect circle that resemble the creatures from the pocket dimension. in a way it’s to convert the abilities of an unknown race to humans. the only forms documented are circles and squares.
Ceter can’t shift into circle form since the Epsilon in his body is in its early stages, the material is assimilating the cells so most LV4 staff experience a terrible hunger and become volatile if they do not rest. the effects of Epsilon can be disabled temporarily in the anti-Epsilon chamber (it causes nausea for some staff members). even in hula hoop form, Carnaki is recognizable from others with his rank since they communicate telepathically and see images projected in each others’ minds. other LV5 staff train themselves so they can view each other as normal people.@2 days ago with 10 notes
The machine reads “dime,” so he gets closer & whispers “quiero pepsi.”
(via life-on-the-geek-side)@4 days ago with 53432 notes
> open Skype
> incapable of recognizing anyone on it due to lack of usernames
> finally realizes the FULL LIFE CONSEQUENCES of studying and working@6 days ago with 4 notes