Some people almost stepped on the tiny bat outside our office and it kept crawling out to the walkway so my colleague put it in a paper tube. I was afraid it would suffocate there so I asked my other colleague to buy some handkerchiefs and I put in a tea box so I could free it later after I finished all my god damn jobs being a senior is hard. It hung upside down on one of the handkerchiefs and slept. 
I worked late today, just me and mah bestest frand Justine so I freed it about 10.30pm so the little bat can embrace the night. Do u kno that bats are empowered by the darkness because mother of fuck when I put it outside it woke up and screeched and pulled the handkerchiefs out, when it spread its wings I was so fucking done with nature and ran away.
We named the bat Daryl. Goodbye Daryl, the agency loves you.
It’s almost 4am wow I’m rly fucking hungry 

Some people almost stepped on the tiny bat outside our office and it kept crawling out to the walkway so my colleague put it in a paper tube. I was afraid it would suffocate there so I asked my other colleague to buy some handkerchiefs and I put in a tea box so I could free it later after I finished all my god damn jobs being a senior is hard. It hung upside down on one of the handkerchiefs and slept. 

I worked late today, just me and mah bestest frand Justine so I freed it about 10.30pm so the little bat can embrace the night. Do u kno that bats are empowered by the darkness because mother of fuck when I put it outside it woke up and screeched and pulled the handkerchiefs out, when it spread its wings I was so fucking done with nature and ran away.

We named the bat Daryl. Goodbye Daryl, the agency loves you.

It’s almost 4am wow I’m rly fucking hungry 

@1 year ago with 150 notes
#personal #nature hates me pt 4 
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